TIA!

If you are from around these parts, the phrase TIA is probably fairly familiar. “This Is Africa!” is the meaning behind the acronym, and can be used to explain away any odd, ridiculous, terrifying, or super awesome thing you may encounter while on the continent. (As in, “The grocery store is out of bread.” “Well, TIA!”)
So, in true life TIA style, I have provided a list of the circumstances recently encountered that caused for a pause, a rewind, and an understanding that, well, this is Africa:

1. Ostrich burgers have commonly been on the menu. And they kind of taste like meatloaf.
2. My beautiful roommate recently purchased a 12 rand bottle of wine. For all of you out there who aren’t conversion buffs, this is approximately $2.
3. As fifteen of us piled into the absurdly loud “minibuses,” my dear friend Sarah got the opportunity to sit next to the driver. The driver saw his chance for Western knowledge, turned to Sarah and asked, “So is Tupac really dead?”
4. The grocery store really was out of bread.
5. Baboons are bullies and will steal your purse/candy/dignity if you let them. They can also open car doors.
6. Refrigeration of milk and eggs is optional. Refrigeration of body at night is not optional. You will freeze.
7. A classmate of mine speaks seven different languages and has never driven a car or learned how to use a computer.
8. If you run out of electricity… you can buy some tomorrow at the ShopRite.
9. Penguins sleeping under a parked vehicle are a legitimate concern. And…
10. Days may be long, cold or rough, but everyone is still smiling!
This is Africa, but friends are home.
Peace tonight.